Starship Teapot ebooks #1–4
Impending destruction, oppressed minorities, runaway shapeshifters, and greedy carpark attendants … these are just a few of the things Lem and her dog, Spock, face in their new life in space.
Four great novels for one low price! This bundle is a must read for fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, and Discworld.
The Left Hand of Dog (Starship Teapot #1)
Intergalactic kidnappers! A chatty horse! Sentient glitter gas! And a dog!When Lem and her dog retreat from the city for a few days, they don’t expect to wind up aboard the starship Teapot with adorable alien bounty hunters.
Judgement Dave (Starship Teapot #2)
This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe…Stuck with a disaster-platypus of a project manager and a population seemingly determined to thwart their own rescue, the Teapotters face the impossible job of herding cats and evacuating the planet before it’s blown to smithereens.
Consider Pegasus (Starship Teapot #3)
A secret unicorn, a desperate family, and a cop dead-set on hunting them down.Lem and the rag-tag gang of galactic adventurers on the starship Teapot are set to become roadies for the galaxy’s hottest band – but an urgent call from Bexley’s family means the rock stars will have to wait.
Frozen Heck (Starship Teapot #3)
Stranded in deep space ... but at least they have donuts.When a warp engine malfunction spits them out in a distant corner of the galaxy, Lem and the crew of the Teapot seek refuge with the robotic catering staff of a backwater space station. But when a spacefaring bounty hunter crashes the party in search of a dangerous runaway shapeshifter, Lem realises one of her friends may be an impostor.
FAQs
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Pre-orders
When the book is ready, you will receive your choice of epub (suitable for most ereaders or devices), mobi (for Kindle), or PDF files (for reading in your browser). Files will be delivered by BookFunnel.
ebooks
You will receive your choice of epub (suitable for most ereaders or devices), mobi (for Kindle), or PDF files (for reading in your browser). Files will be delivered by BookFunnel.
Audiobooks
You will receive an audiobook you can listen to in either the BookFunnel app or in your browser. Alternatively, you can download MP3 files to listen to in the app of your choice. Files will be delivered by BookFunnel.
Paperbacks
Book bundles will be sent directly to you by the printer. If you're in the US, it will be shipped domestically. If you're anywhere else in the world, it will be sent from the UK.
Single books may be sent direct from the printer or shipped by me from my home (depending on avaiability).
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When I published my first book in January 2020, someone at work laughed and asked me when I was going to quit my job.
There's this perception out there that authors are wealthy people. And I'm sure the big names (e.g. Richard Osman, Stephen King, John Scalzi, etc.) are doing just fine.
But it's not like that for indie authors. It's tough out there. There are great, amazing things about being an indie author. But most of us aren't making bank.
You know who is making money out of books? Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon.
You may have noticed a move in recent years of indie authors selling their books directly to you. There's a reason for that.
If you buy a book for 0.99 from Amazon, the author gets to keep maybe 0.26 of that. Maybe. It depends on the file size. And they won't even get that for around 3 months. But if you buy a book from an author for 0.99, the author gets to keep around 0.83. And we get that money within days.
Because that first book I mentioned? Four years later, it hasn't come close to paying for itself.
If you can't buy direct, libraries are a great way to get books for free while still helping authors get their fair share.
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Taxes are a bitch. Don't get me wrong – I'm a big fan of taxation; I'm just too lazy to deal with the hassle of EU VAT. Payhip (the host of the website you're on now) deal with VAT for ebooks and audiobooks. But not for paperbacks. Paperbacks are available for all novels from traditional retailers.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
